The Emmett Kelly

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The Emmett Kelly

A charming clown nose sized for men with small to medium noses up to 38mm (1.4 inches) wide or for women with medium to large noses up to 38mm (1.4 inches) wide. Forward-facing and blunt-tipped it sits centrally on the face and tapers smoothly upward to meet flush with the bridge of the nose. Highly comfortable and versatile featuring realistic nostril contours that hug the face. Perfect for modest and good-natured clowns such as hobo, tramp, or any family-friendly walk-around. See the included image showing how to measure your nose width and read more below on choosing the right size nose for you.



Product Detail

Soft, skin-like, latex rubber, contoured edges that hug the face and our exclusive self-attaching septum link: The Funny Bone. Easy to put on, easy to take off. No more strings, no more harsh adhesives. Just a small, flexible, horseshoe-shaped ring on the inside of the nose that provides a light pressure in the tip of your nostrils and holds the nose snug onto your face.

Here is a video of how they work on our Youtube page.


Color Choices

We can make our noses in almost any color including skin tones. To order a color other than our standard red select the ‘Custom Color’ option in the dropdown menu and tell us what color you want in the ‘personalization’ field.


Currently, all of our noses are made with a low-glare, matte finish. It is soft-looking, smooth-toned, with a skin-like appearance. We do not offer a gloss finish on any of our noses at the moment. We are working to reinstate this previous option and will offer it again as soon as we can provide you with the highest quality product possible. Please note that product images show both finishes. Be sure to view the image containing both finish options side-by-side to see the difference.


A 100% satisfaction guarantee comes with all our noses. Remake, refund, or exchange. Our mission is to help you be a more comfortable and confident performer.


Due to high demand our handmade noses take about 5 days to be shipped out. Could be sooner, could be later. If you have an urgent need please let us know when you place your order and we will do our best to make it happen. Thank you for patience.



Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These are charges that can be collected by your country’s customs agency in order for you to receive your order and are your responsibility. Please check with your country’s customs office to determine what additional costs may be prior to buying.