The Classic

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The Classic

A neutral ball-shaped nose, the Classic is 42mm (1.6 inches) wide. It sits centrally on the face and features comfortable contoured edges. It will fit best on people who have a small to medium nose, up to 40mm wide. See the included image showing how to measure your nose width.




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Soft, skin-like, latex rubber, contoured edges that hug the face and our exclusive self-attaching septum link: The Funny Bone. Easy to put on, easy to take off. No more strings, no more harsh adhesives. Just a small, flexible, horseshoe-shaped ring on the inside of the nose that provides a light pressure in the tip of your nostrils and holds the nose snug onto your face.

Here is a video of how they work on our Youtube channel.

Color Choices

We can make our noses in almost any color including skin tones. To order a color other than our standard red select the ‘Custom Color’ option in the dropdown menu and tell us what color you want in the ‘personalization’ field.

A 100% satisfaction guarantee comes with all our noses. Remake, refund, or exchange. Our mission is to help you be a more comfortable and confident performer.

IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION: All our noses are handmade to order and production time can vary from 4 days to 2 weeks. If you have a deadline such as a holiday or event, please let us know and we will do our best to meet that need.

We strongly recommend choosing expedited ‘Priority-Mail’ shipping at checkout if you have any kind of deadline for receiving your order such as upcoming holidays or events. We cannot be responsible for delays in First-Class shipping which are currently common and sometimes excessive for both domestic and international mail delivery. We promise to get your products into the mail system as quickly as we can and certainly wish we could do more after that point. Thank you.


Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These are charges that can be collected by your country’s customs agency in order for you to receive your order and are your responsibility. Please check with your country’s customs office to determine what additional costs may be prior to buying.

8 reviews for The Classic

  1. Alex (verified owner)

    very satisfied with the product

  2. Sean (verified owner)

    I was worried it would not arrive in little New Zealand but it did with no issues! Love this nose, so good for performing in, easy to wear and easy to breath in. Great stuff!!

  3. Bobby (verified owner)

    Terrific nose, easy on easy off, no glue, no strings. Terrific customer service, the only problem is one of the noses developed a small tear in the center at the top. I have purchased 3 noses and will continue to buy from more. I LOVE THE NOSE

  4. Bobby (verified owner)

    I love it, I love the ability to take it off when not needed, no glue, no strings and when I have to blow my nose it’s easy. The only issue I have had is wearing it almost daily, a small tear in the middle at the top appeared. This only happened the last one, and I just ordered my third nose and will continue to order these. I LOVE IT and customer service is also TERRIFIC

  5. Andrea Lowe (verified owner)

    I got a yellow Classic nose! The color was perfect and it makes a great addition to my noses. Thanks for making another epic nose

  6. marlene

    very pleased

  7. Bryan branham (verified owner)

    I love the classic nose. It’s a great starting one to have. Then when you get it and try it on for the first time you fall in love with it. Then you want another nose.

  8. James

    High quality product with fast delivery

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